Cardio Ace T-Shirts

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Exercise Class

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Whack-a-molecule

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"We've invented a new word!"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Running

Man running

Early Exercise Machines

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'