Exercise Ace T-Shirts

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

A Hole in the Dike

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

A man and his dog

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol