Aerobics Ace Gifts

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"I told him we needed more string."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Red Arrows Rookies

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Fitness Course.

Step aerobics

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Hexercise.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

For Sale: Red Arrow

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Conductorcize.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Segway Workout

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Stealth fighter fly over.

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

Model Stealth Bomber.

Flight School.

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'How was aerobics class?'