Aerobics Ace Gifts

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"I told him we needed more string."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Hexercise.

Fitness Course.

Step aerobics

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

For Sale: Red Arrow

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Segway Workout

Stealth fighter fly over.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Model Stealth Bomber.

'How was aerobics class?'

Flight School.

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"