Arcade Ace Gifts

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Whack-a-molecule

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Speeding in a video game

Life Is Just A Game

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Natural Disasters

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Internet Cafe.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Date Night

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Whack A Soul.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Arcarde Patrol

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Stealth fighter fly over.

Claw Machine Head

'They don't suspect a thing as long as you take the metal disk and blow your nose into their hand...'

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

'What made that candidate stand out?'

He had promised his wife a baby, and he didn't care how much it was going to cost.

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

Whack-a-Dog

A man is excited for capturing a toy from a skill crane while at the same time is being robbed of his wallet by a miniature man using a crane to steal it from him.