Arcade Ace Pillows

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Whack-a-molecule

Whac-a-Virus.

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Speeding in a video game

Life Is Just A Game

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Natural Disasters

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

The Claw.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Internet Cafe.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Date Night

Whack A Soul.

Arcarde Patrol

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Stealth fighter fly over.

Claw Machine Head

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

He had promised his wife a baby, and he didn't care how much it was going to cost.