Agility Competitor Pillows

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Agility God

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Is it possible to achieve inner peace and a charley horse at the same time."

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

Umbrella fight.

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

The small business man who races ahead of the bigger ones

"Stop bothering me while I'm trying to appear busy."

"Yogi Down!"

"All As. What did you get?"

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

Victorian Women's Garden Archery Contest

"It's not officially part of the obstacle course, but I thought as long as I'm training him how to do things..."

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

You're right, there's nothing in the rule book about it!

'Can you touch your toes?'

'Say when you want me to start!'