Ai Admirers Gifts

'It can print information at the rate of 5,600 words per minute. Run a help wanted ad for someone who can read 5,600 words per minute.'

'We were matched by computer.'

Alan Turing

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'I know it's gassy...'

Robocop and Juliet.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

Robot walking pet robot

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

I think therefore I am.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.