Activity Addict Prints

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

I drive, therefore I am.

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Ski kicker.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

Addiction to mobile.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"He leaves behind a wife, two kids, three grandkids, and a 239-day streak on Duolingo."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."