Desk Vacationer Gifts

"When's the last time Peterson had a vacation?"

Check out this site, www.virtual.bahamas.com.

"Looks like staycations this year."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Shake it all about sign on desk

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

In case of emergency, break glass.

Camping.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Easter Island Shades...

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Inkwell Genie.

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Call Your Office

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"