Desk Vacationer T-Shirts

"When's the last time Peterson had a vacation?"

Check out this site, www.virtual.bahamas.com.

"Looks like staycations this year."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Shake it all about sign on desk

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

In case of emergency, break glass.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Camping.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Call Your Office

Inkwell Genie.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'