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"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Airline baggage check in with no custom

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Stock quotes on beach.

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

You Are Here.

Tourist Information.

Castronaut: 'Visit Cuba!'

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

Tourism Industry

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

"Well, that wraps up the quarterly report....and no, I'm going to Rio."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

NYC Walking Tour

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

'Honey, they've got wireless.'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'