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'I bet it's just another tourist trap.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Club Antisocial

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Surf Casting

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Fight or Flight

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"