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Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

"If you take a vacation, you're not expected to return."

Self help acupuncture

Deforestation.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Bad fake tan day.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

Tourists in Egypt

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Beach hats

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Summertime.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"The Nominees"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."