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"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Stock quotes on beach.

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

Tourist Information.

You Are Here.

Castronaut: 'Visit Cuba!'

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

Employment Office. I see by your resume that you don't stay in one place very long.

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

Tourism Industry

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

NYC Walking Tour

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

'Honey, they've got wireless.'

"Well, that wraps up the quarterly report....and no, I'm going to Rio."