Work Vacationer Gifts

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Tourists in Egypt

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Camping.

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Summertime.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Call Your Office

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

The Airport.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Vacation Mobile

"Yipeee!"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Business Vacation.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"!

On holiday...

Crabbing