Work Traveler Gifts

Departure/Arrival

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Free Range Employees.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Birds with Headphones

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Airline Mergers.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"What time is it mentally?"

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Job hoppers.

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Swiss Army Briefcase.

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'I'll be back Friday - don't try anything funny while I'm away.'

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

Business traveller dreaming of home.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Brian, I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii. You bet!