Busy Traveler Gifts

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'Are we there yet?'

Tourists in Egypt

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Birds with Headphones

Vacation Bus Photo

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Airline Mergers.

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Car Journey.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Swiss Army Briefcase.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

Viva Las Vegas.

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'I'll be back Friday - don't try anything funny while I'm away.'

Business traveller dreaming of home.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'Yeah, yeah, hail Caesar ... listen, I got a meeting on the Third Hill at nine. what are my coffee options?'

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

"... Yes, I've heard the expression; 'Pigs might fly'. But, never; 'Pigs might fly in business class'!"

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".

Ok, kids. Time to pack and head home! Blehh! I hate the drive. Eight hours � of incarceration.

"Hey, and I hear congrats are in order for earning 'Super Elite' status in elevator miles!"