Overworked Traveler Gifts

"Make sure you leave your hotel's contact details, email and telephone. Keep your phone with you at all times and check it out hourly. Have a good break."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Airplane Mode.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Injured backpacker.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Working Vacation.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Ryanair refunds

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"Gosh, you look familiar. Have we flown together?"

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Man asleep on train

"I hate travel."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Departure/Arrival

"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

"I tho tired."

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

'All work and no play make Johnny a dull boy...keep it up, Johnny!'

Beverage Service "Distancing"