Over-prepared Traveler Gifts

"I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Club Antisocial

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Airplane Mode.

Italia tours

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Injured backpacker.

Greek A-Z Map,

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Gulliver's other travels.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

The Fall from Pisa

Skiing at Sea

The Great Rainbow of China

The London Olympic bid

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Airplane Fish

Workaholic goes to Pisa

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Tie-Land.

I knew our son was meant to go places.