Over-preparer Gifts

Immodiu, Ibruprofen, Clarityn, Sudofed, Paracetemol, Nurofen, Rennies, Diareze... - 'What are you doing?' - 'Packing for my holiday to Egypt.' - 'How ill are you planning on being, exactly?' - 'Ah, that reminds me... can I borrow a bucket from you for a

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

How to survive the coming crash.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

"Always be prepared."

Climate Change Contingency House

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Safe harbour

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"Dad, my doorknob broke...can you fix it?"

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

Fun with Underemployment