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"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Always be prepared."

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Climate Change Contingency House

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Safe harbour

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

"Dad, my doorknob broke...can you fix it?"

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

"I see you've brought some notes for your interview."

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."