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"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'He's maturing early.'

"I, TikTok."

Primitive magician

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Orchestra conductor

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

George Michael

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Ta Da!...

1,572 Performances.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Karaoke night.

Actor practising his indian war crys

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Damn! McGee's good!'