Performance Prepper Pillows

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Snowprov

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'He's maturing early.'

Primitive magician

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Orchestra conductor

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

1,572 Performances.

Ta Da!...

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

'Damn! McGee's good!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."