Overplanner T-Shirts

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Father Time Management

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Bad Office Planning

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Cat Day Planner.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'

'I don't give a fig about 'relaxed planning regulations' it's got to come down.'

"First, I storyboarded it."

"One day son, all this will be yours."

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

Popping an idea.