Forward Planner T-Shirts

'Wonderful thing is hindsight - why didn't we have the foresight to use it earlier?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"We only got six days of funding."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Three more years of high school."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"One year closer to college!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Saving for College.

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'