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"I see you've brought some notes for your interview."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Please take this away from me.'

Emergency Underpants

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

"Wow - good job!"

Took a tiny nothing molehill and created this huge, amazing mountain

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'

"You spoil that child!"

"It's going to be a long hard winter!"

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

"It's gonna be hard for my kid to have type 2 diabetes. He's used to being number 1."

'Things are beginning to pick up...But there won't be a rerun of the excesses of the past...'

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

Gluttony, Inc.

'Here is the feeding schedule and a S.A.T. word list. You can never start reviewing too early.'

"Now you're prepared."

Plenty Of Fiesta Wear, But No Fiesta

"Honestly, I forget what we were trying to catch."

"Sorry I didn't get to all the things - I was too busy with all the things!"

'He's bought a new TV. I hope it isn't too big.'

"Since 1954, I've lost five sets of keys, eleven wallets, nine pairs of gloves, and thirty-two ball-point pens. Has any of that stuff ever turned up?"