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"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

"Mom, all I did was fall off my bike and skin my knee."

Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

"I see you've brought some notes for your interview."

Took a tiny nothing molehill and created this huge, amazing mountain

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'

"You spoil that child!"

"Hard work, determination, success!"

'I'd appreciate your reaction this latest idea of mine Simkins.'

"For our first exercise I want you to pretend you're getting this unexpected bill in the mail."

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

"It's gonna be hard for my kid to have type 2 diabetes. He's used to being number 1."

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."

'Hi, son, it's the Momster again.'

"Honestly, I forget what we were trying to catch."

Ask Sadie. Sadie, when are you going to stop fighting it and admit your passionate love for Rudy? Signed, Conrad. *Actual reader letter. Who let this question in? I want my producers fired, then fileted, then fired again, and then run down by a car filled with clowns. Seems a little defensive there, Snookums. Clown car!

Departments of hand-wringing, pearl- clutching, forehead-slapping, eyeball-rolling, head-scratching, hair-splitting.

'Someone has made a mountain out of our molehill.'

"Sorry I didn't get to all the things - I was too busy with all the things!"