Overprotective Enthusiast T-Shirts

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

No Immediate Danger

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

Took a tiny nothing molehill and created this huge, amazing mountain

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

'Darn it Mother! I'm not MISSING! I'm just working DOUBLES this month!'

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'

"You spoil that child!"

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

This sun block lotion is so strong, it protects you from sun, lightning strikes, nuclear radiation, and will block cell phone transmissions at 50 feet!

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

'Hi, son, it's the Momster again.'

"What's this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it."

'Getting ready to have fun'

'I don't care how much you paid for it! It's not staying in our bed!'

"Rayna, you wanna go on a date?"

My mom worries about us walking alone to the bus stop. Ridiculous. School bus. She says it's too dangerous. Crash! What was that? A mom keeping her kids safe

"This accountancy firm doesn't actually hold Parents' Evenings, but rest assured, your little Timmy is doing just fine."