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Took a tiny nothing molehill and created this huge, amazing mountain

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Bob hated working over-time.

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

"Mom, all I did was fall off my bike and skin my knee."

Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

"I see you've brought some notes for your interview."

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"You spoil that child!"

"Hard work, determination, success!"

'I'd appreciate your reaction this latest idea of mine Simkins.'

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

"For our first exercise I want you to pretend you're getting this unexpected bill in the mail."

"It's gonna be hard for my kid to have type 2 diabetes. He's used to being number 1."

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

Fussbudget 1989

Male Pheromones.

Departments of hand-wringing, pearl- clutching, forehead-slapping, eyeball-rolling, head-scratching, hair-splitting.

Ask Sadie. Sadie, when are you going to stop fighting it and admit your passionate love for Rudy? Signed, Conrad. *Actual reader letter. Who let this question in? I want my producers fired, then fileted, then fired again, and then run down by a car filled with clowns. Seems a little defensive there, Snookums. Clown car!

'Someone has made a mountain out of our molehill.'

'I know you're listening to me Jimmy...I can hear you grinding your teeth.'