Over-preparation Enthusiast Gifts

"I see you've brought some notes for your interview."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Please take this away from me.'

Emergency Underpants

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

It's soo competitive! I'll never get into college! Don't worry, honey. You have plenty of time to prepare. Thanks, mom. Wow! Look at the tuition hikes and financial aid cuts. Don't worry. You have plenty of time to prepare. True. I deposited $10 just the other week.

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

Immodiu, Ibruprofen, Clarityn, Sudofed, Paracetemol, Nurofen, Rennies, Diareze... - 'What are you doing?' - 'Packing for my holiday to Egypt.' - 'How ill are you planning on being, exactly?' - 'Ah, that reminds me... can I borrow a bucket from you for a

Took a tiny nothing molehill and created this huge, amazing mountain

"Wow - good job!"

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'

"You spoil that child!"

"It's going to be a long hard winter!"

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

"It's gonna be hard for my kid to have type 2 diabetes. He's used to being number 1."

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

'Things are beginning to pick up...But there won't be a rerun of the excesses of the past...'

Gluttony, Inc.

'Here is the feeding schedule and a S.A.T. word list. You can never start reviewing too early.'

"Now you're prepared."

Plenty Of Fiesta Wear, But No Fiesta

"Honestly, I forget what we were trying to catch."

"Sorry I didn't get to all the things - I was too busy with all the things!"

"Since 1954, I've lost five sets of keys, eleven wallets, nine pairs of gloves, and thirty-two ball-point pens. Has any of that stuff ever turned up?"