Outdoor Over-preparer Gifts

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Good News about winter

Canape?

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Emergency Underpants

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"What's this stench?! You know you're not supposed to store perishable items for winter right?!"

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

Bert's Ragtime Band.

'Anyone lost a mobile?'

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

A balloon salesman is stuck with a pin and his balloons fly off.