Nature Prepper Gifts

"Now, pay attention to my counting! The accurate stocktake of Winter provisions is a vital life skill for squirrels..."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Emergency Underpants

Disasters

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Fire Assembly Point

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

Dreams of Spring...

Safe harbour

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"What's this stench?! You know you're not supposed to store perishable items for winter right?!"

In case of fire call yourself.

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

'It's the plumber ... '

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"Just two more outfits. . .Then I'll jump."

A fish works to plug up factory waste.

'I'd chalk it up to just another crazy backyard hobby...'

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

"I'm getting a snack. Want me to dig up anything for you while I'm out?"

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'