Nature Prepper Pillows

"Now, pay attention to my counting! The accurate stocktake of Winter provisions is a vital life skill for squirrels..."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Disasters

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Emergency Underpants

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Fire Assembly Point

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

Dreams of Spring...

"What's this stench?! You know you're not supposed to store perishable items for winter right?!"

In case of fire call yourself.

Safe harbour

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

'It's the plumber ... '

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

"I'm getting a snack. Want me to dig up anything for you while I'm out?"

A fish works to plug up factory waste.

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.