Nature Planner Pillows

Dreams of Spring...

'OK, it will be a complex hunt tonight: Let's synchronize our watches...'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

God's Sticky Notes

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

Building in the countryside

"One day son, all this will be yours."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"Legally, we're a farm."

Basic Shelter.

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

"See you in the morning."

'Smart bloke.'

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

Rite of Spring.

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

"Getting ready for the auditor again?"

"OK, this is the proposed flight route."

"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."

"I'm not convinced you're getting this, Darren."

'Here is the feeding schedule and a S.A.T. word list. You can never start reviewing too early.'

'A man from the council's here about our roof garden...'

Husband planing to place sedative herbs in the herbarium of his wife's lover

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Call me hormonal, but why do I get this sense of impending doom?'

Man crawls through desert to find that the Water Board has installed a stand pipe.

Mountain view with labels ranging from now to next to sometime to whenever.

Bill was looking forward to his holiday in August...

"Now, pay attention to my counting! The accurate stocktake of Winter provisions is a vital life skill for squirrels..."