Secret Garden Planner Pillows

Husband planing to place sedative herbs in the herbarium of his wife's lover

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Okay, dig that one up!

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Beer Garden Kit

Snail trap

Hydroponic Gardening

Flower seed and Bird seed

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

Dreams of Spring...

"One day son, all this will be yours."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

"Legally, we're a farm."

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

There once was a person who planted a seed

Ingenuity

"He finds this time of year very stressful."

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

"The next facebook friend inviting me to play farmville is getting deleted!"

Rite of Spring.

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

Girl and PC

"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

"One two tree"