Secret Garden Planner Mugs

Husband planing to place sedative herbs in the herbarium of his wife's lover

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Okay, dig that one up!

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Snail trap

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Beer Garden Kit

Hydroponic Gardening

Flower seed and Bird seed

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

Dreams of Spring...

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"One day son, all this will be yours."

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

"Legally, we're a farm."

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

There once was a person who planted a seed

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

"He finds this time of year very stressful."

Rite of Spring.

Ingenuity

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

Girl and PC

"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"One two tree"