Disaster Prepper Pillows

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Airplanes Wearing Gas Masks During Volcanic Eruption

Mother Nature In Charge In 2005.

"That's much scarier than the 'World Ends Tomorrow'."

Disasters

"We have to get ready for the hurricane and tornado seasons plus hot summer and its fires!"

The answer to 'What else could go wrong?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

The End is Nigh

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Hurricane damage to trees

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

Fire Assembly Point

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."