Disaster Preparation Pillows

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Natural Disasters

Emergency Phone.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"My God, now what?"

Disasters

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Hurricane damage to trees

Emergency Underpants

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center