Natural Disaster Preparedness Pillows

"It's not just earthquake-resistant paint - it's also that earthquakes hate this particular shade of pink."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Experts through the ages.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"My God, now what?"

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Tornado Season in America.