Natural Disaster Preparedness Prints

"It's not just earthquake-resistant paint - it's also that earthquakes hate this particular shade of pink."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Experts through the ages.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"My God, now what?"

Small Government Is Here

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Tornado Season in America.

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"