Disaster Planning Pillows

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Natural Disasters

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Tsunami Evac Route

California fires and Coronavirus

Disasters

Hurricane damage to trees

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Sinking Oil Tanker

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Climate Change Contingency House

Life on Earth - Why bother?

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center