Disaster Planning Gifts

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Hurricane damage to trees

Disasters

California fires and Coronavirus

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

Sinking Oil Tanker

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Climate Change Contingency House

Life on Earth - Why bother?

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'It's the plumber ... '