Disaster Planners Gifts

Disaster Plan - Phase 1, Bark - Phase 2, Bite.

Escape the Earthquake $50.

"Thank God we're insured"

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Disasters

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Climate Change Contingency House

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'My backup special...'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'I'm taking no chances.'

The final days of hair coloring

'The end is near.'

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.