Disaster Preparedness Planner Gifts

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

Disasters

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Climate Change Contingency House

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'My backup special...'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'I'm taking no chances.'

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'The end is near.'