Disaster Prevention Gifts

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Natural Disasters

A Hole in the Dike

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Aliens watch the earth explode

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Disasters

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Hurricane damage to trees

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Sinking Oil Tanker

Climate Change Contingency House

Life on Earth - Why bother?

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center