Disaster Prevention T-Shirts

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Natural Disasters

A Hole in the Dike

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Aliens watch the earth explode

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Disasters

Hurricane damage to trees

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Sinking Oil Tanker

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Climate Change Contingency House

Life on Earth - Why bother?

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

Tornado Season in America.

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center