Disaster Readiness T-Shirts

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

Climate Change Contingency House

"What do you mean, 'the flooding doesn't look too bad in this photo'?... I'm standing on top of the number 47 bus!"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Hurricane damage to trees

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"My God, now what?"

Disasters

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'