Disaster Readiness Warrior T-Shirts

"I'm glad my agent persuaded me to get flood insurance and keep all my important documents together."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Hurricane damage to trees

Disasters

Emergency Underpants

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Climate Change Contingency House

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

Tornado Season in America.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Flood Rescues

Future World Records

Alberta on fire

"One More Swing."