Disaster Readiness Warrior Gifts

"I'm glad my agent persuaded me to get flood insurance and keep all my important documents together."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Emergency Underpants

Hurricane damage to trees

Disasters

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Climate Change Contingency House

Tornado Season in America.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

Moses parts water on the fairways.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Alberta on fire

"One More Swing."

10/03/17 14:03

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

Future World Records

Where's the leak then?