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'Gerald's fairly stoic about this flooding business.'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Disasters

Hurricane damage to trees

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Climate Change Contingency House

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Tornado Season in America.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

Helicopter Rescues.

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

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"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

Where's the leak then?

Flood Rescues